I went to a movie last weekend. Besides having the unmitigated gall to charge me $7.50 to force me to watch 15 minutes of bad television advertising, they actually have the nerve to try to sell soda for $3.50, $3.75, and $4.00 for a 24 oz., 32 oz., and 44 oz. cup, respectively.
Holy carbonation, Batman! Why aren't we outraged at that? They're charging $3.75 for a paper cup with colored sugar water, when I could buy the EXACT SAME cup of colored sugar water at Seven-11 for $1.19, or at McDonald's for $1.50 with unlimited refills. Plus, neither Seven-11 nor McDonald's forces me to watch paid advertisements from Coke while I'm drinking it!
The time has come to end the "no outside food or drink" regime at our nation's theaters. You can't tell me that movie theater owners would go bankrupt if they cut all the concession prices by 50% tomorrow. I say we enact some civil disobedience and start smuggling in our own treats. Theater owners do not have a constitutionally-guaranteed monopoly on snacks.